Don't know how it got there.

by Lindsay
(Calgary, AB, Canada)

I was laying in my bedroom with my ex-boyfriend watching tv, soon he had motioned he wanted to fool around; I was game. Soon we started making out, and his hands went up my shirt and underneath the bra. However, instead of finding the nipple, he found a food crumb and pulled it out. I have no idea where it came from, and his expression was priceless, I couldn't stop laughing. He said, "For a second there, I thought your nipple came off."