Sexy Talk Eavesdrop

I was in the car one night with my boyfriend, we were heading home from a party. I had had a bit to drink and was feeling pretty good. I started teasing my boyfriend by telling him all of the sexy things I wanted to do with him. I did this the whole way to his place, a good 20 minutes. We had a great time and I went home after I had sobered up.

When I got home my brother was on the couch watching TV. When I walked in he muted the TV.

"Oh Jeff I just want rip your clothes off right now." He laughed as he said it. He continued to repeat some of the things I had said to my boyfriend, which he thought was hysterical. "You should probably turn your phone off if you're going to talk like that."

Sure enough my cell phone had dialed home when I had thrown it in my purse after getting into the car. I was just mortified. But at least it wasn't my mom who answered.